— Minneapolis Date Guide

Half the work
is already done.

I know which table to ask for, which bartender to find, and which rooms have the right energy after midnight. Pick something. Tell me when.

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MINNEAPOLIS DATE IDEAS

Minneapolis is my city. This guide exists so you don’t have to guess.

MINNEAPOLIS DATE IDEAS

— 01

Eat

Downtown

Spoon & Stable

The standard by which I measure every other dinner in this city.

Lake of the Isles

Martina

Pasta, wine, low lighting. The evening starts here.

North Loop

Maison Margaux

French-ish, romantic, exactly as good as it sounds.

Kingfield

Bûcheron

Fresh off a James Beard win. Order everything.

Mill District

Owamni

James Beard-winning indigenous fine dining. Bring your curiosity.

North Loop

Porzana

Small, specific, worth every effort to get a reservation.

North Loop

Demi

Tasting menu energy. For the man who likes to be surprised.

Loring Park

Gai Noi

Vibrant Thai with real depth. Underrated and completely mine.

South Minneapolis

Khaluna

Southeast Asian, lush interiors, earns a second visit.

Downtown

Billy’s Sushi

Because sometimes the answer is omakase.

— 02

Drink

North Loop

Tulibee at the Hewing

Fireside cocktails, rooftop sauna upstairs. My winter default.

Find it yourself

Flora Room

A speakeasy that earns the word.

Downtown

Billy After Dark

Underground, elevated, exactly what it sounds like.

North Loop

Parlour

Exceptional cocktails. Burgers that have no business being that good.

Downtown

Public Domain

Coffee by day, something better by night.

MINNEAPOLIS DATE IDEAS

— 03

Do

Target Field

Twins Game

No better summer evening in this city. Full stop.

Various venues

Timberwolves · Vikings · Wild

I look good in team colors. Just saying.

North Loop

Acme Comedy Club

A guaranteed good time that requires nothing from either of us.

Various

The Puttery or Top Golf

Competitive, casual, gives us something to talk about besides each other.

Apple Valley

MN Zoo

Genuinely underrated for a slow afternoon. I have opinions about the otters.

Various

Axe Throwing

I’m better than you think. Consider yourself warned.

Oct – Spring

Minnesota Roller Derby

Loud, fast, nothing else like it.

Downtown

Cinema Ballroom Dance

For the man who isn’t afraid to be led occasionally.

Downtown

MN Orchestra or Guthrie Theater

When the evening calls for something that stays with you.

Various

Race Cars

Yes. Absolutely yes.

— 04

Stay

Downtown

Four Seasons Minneapolis

The standard. The kind of room that earns the morning after.

Downtown

Hotel Ivy

Moody, sensual, quietly lavish. Soaking tubs and deep lighting.

North Loop

Hewing Hotel

Nordic charm, rooftop sauna, woodsy and grown-up.

Downtown

Rand Tower Hotel

Art Deco glamour. Gold, velvet, tucked-away.

Elliot Park

Elliot Park Hotel

Soft lighting, Scandinavian furnishings. Slow mornings, no agenda.

Eagan

Viking Lakes Hotel

Escape the city without sacrificing anything. Spa on-site.

Downtown

W Hotel, Foshay Tower

Playful, a little decadent. For when the night has energy left.

— note

I have a preference. Ask me when you book.

MINNEAPOLIS DATE IDEAS

You now know what I like.
The rest is just a matter of asking.