MINNEAPOLIS RATES

A combination of some real world information and at least ONE of the following will get the ball rolling:

• Government-issued photo identification OR

• Employment verification OR

• Reputable provider references (website, email + be active on social media)

Screening is required for all new friends as a risk management tool and screening protects you by ensuring that I am not found in a compromising position.

Discretion is the name of the game & the screening information you provide is for my eyes only. I empty my inbox routinely & do not keep any introduction forms. Incomplete forms are automatically deleted.

A thoughtful and honest approach is the best way to pique my interest.

Please be sober, freshly showered, with teeth brushed, the infamous envelope in hand, and ready to have an amazing experience. Ensure you bring my rate in full & extra if you wish to extend (In Date Extensions per hour $600).

I’m always stylish and appropriately dressed for our date. I do accept outfit requests for an additional fee.

To make things simpler, presort the patronage in the highest denominations possible, $20s at a minimum; $100s would be preferred and place it in the infamous envelope. 

Some simple ways to win me over? Fresh berries or a charcuterie board with some champagne and H2O. And while never expected gift cards to Delta, Uber, AirBNB, or gifts from my wishlist are as well.

Most dates start off with a meal or drink and go from there. I value connection and building our chemistry is paramount to a great time together. I’m a playful and sensual girlfriend and my clients agree that our time together gets better every single time, and leaves us both longing for our next rendezvous.

I’m a lotta fun but I’m only communicating my boundaries once. 

If at any time I find myself uncomfortable I reserve the right to leave without explanation or request you leave immediately. Reasons for terminating a consultation may be due but not limited to unacceptable hygiene, unsatisfactory location, substance usage, and troubling behavior/attitude. I do not tolerate crude behavior or verbal harassment regardless of whom it may be. The full donation for my time still applies if our date is cancelled for an issue with your conduct.

I am based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. All booking fees are for my time & attention only.

Minneapolis Incall/Outcall: I prefer joining you at your upscale hotel. Due to my graduate school schedule and clinical rotation schedule (re: extremely limited availability) I do not maintain a static incall. My rate is inclusive of the incall fee. There is a travel fee for dates outside of the 494/694 loop. And employment + ID verification is required for me to visit any private residence.

Touring Incall/Outcall: I’ll provide the shag pad & you provide your company. Outcalls will incur an additional fee for travel to you.

Availability + Planning Ahead: My life is busy and I keep my circle rather small. I suggest providing at least 3 days’ notice but writing your name on my dance card 1 to 2 weeks in advance is the best way to ensure that our paths will cross. Longer engagements that require travel do require more advanced notice. For my availability, please visit my agenda. I am usually not available for same day bookings unless we’ve met before OR you’re very lucky and a bit generous!

3+ hour dates must include social time outside (traditionally drinks and/or dinner; nontraditionally world domination). Add +500 for 3H+ dates with no social time.

Deposits: All dates are subject to a 25% deposit (50% for travel dates) at my request. Deposits show that you are cool, respectful, and have some “skin in the game”.

Deposits are non-refundable unless I cancel.

Cash is king and is preferred but I do require your deposit to be made via Zelle, CashApp, Venmo, Delta gift card, Bitcoin, or LLC Invoice (subject to 5% processing fee).

For any cash payments, I especially enjoy when the infamous envelope is thoughtfully tucked inside the dustcover of your favorite book or vinyl record.

Want to remit the balance electronically? Payment must be sent and clearled at least 72 hours prior to our date. I only accept Zelle and Venmo for balance e-payments.

Rescheduling: I require 3 days notice (7 days for travel dates). At my discretion, deposits may be held and applied to a future date, within 120 days/4 months (or my next visit to your city if on tour). You may only request a reschedule once.

Cancellations:

• 48+ hours advance notice: deposit paid is still valid for one (1) reschedule within 120 days of our original date with no additional fee.
• Within 48 hours: 50% or rate due, less your deposit
• 1 day or less: 100% of rate due, less your deposit 
• Payment of the cancellation fee is expected within 72 hours via either CashApp, Venmo, or Zelle. Failure to provide the cancellation fee results in industry blacklisting.

Travel dates (less any non-recoupable costs such as flights, hotels etc)

• 7 days: 60%.
• 6-3 days: 75%.
• 3-0 days: 100%.

In the unforeseen & exceedingly rare circumstance that I must cancel, your funds are remitted back to you within 24 hours along with an onslaught of apologies! However, if I must cancel a date due to your conduct, then the benefaction is non-refundable.

I am fully vaccinated, passport ready & back to my globe-trotting lifestyle.

All extended and travel dates are bespoke. Entice me out of my shell.

Travel booking minimums can be found here.

A few other details: 

• It’s not unusual for me to meet first-time clients through travel bookings. However, screening would require employment verification and a photo of your government-issued photo ID & if you have them, provider references to help ensure my safety. For privacy, I book all my own travel
• catching Zs: I do ask for a minimum of 4 hours of sleep for 18H overnights and 6 hours of sleep per night for 24H or multi-day engagements to be bright eyed, bushy-tailed, and in fine-fettle for you
• sleeping arrangements: I would like to be your bedfellow… unless of course your bed behavior is horrid. Think very loudly snoring, thrashing about, sleepwalking, etc. To be fair, I look quite adorable fresh-faced in the morning. Don’t be surprised if I sneak out of bed early though to brush my teeth
• alone time: I’ve lost 150lbs naturally so I kindly request 2 hours a day to go to the gym, freshen up, journal, and handle any personal matters. 

Well, are you a kind and respectful person? That’s really the most important thing.

Second, you must be human. I do not discriminate based on race, color, body type, disability, or any of the other identities that make you well… you!

For me, just a little bit of life experience goes an incredibly long way. I’m drawn to gentlemen over 25 as our connection is often that much deeper. Not everyone is well-suited and that’s totally okay!

The company I keep is a bit like me: they don’t fit into one neat and tidy box. Who they are to the public is different from who they are in private – I get to see the softer side. More importantly, they want more than eye candy, they want soul food. They appreciate a woman who is not only physically beautiful but also clever, cheeky, and confident. They are generous – they treat others well from servers to doormen to valets. And like myself, they have a strong desire for authentic connection, adventure, and playfulness.

I have a feeling that’s you. Are you ready?